A senior citizen drove his brand new black Corvette convertible out of the dealership and past the Tim Horton's.
Taking off down the highway, he floored it to 120 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the 401, pushing the pedal
to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the OPP behind him, red lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" he thought as he floored it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the officer to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. Tomorrow is my day off. If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the cop, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with an OPP officer. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," said the officer.
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